Picky Paul approves of his Instant Coffee... it pours itself!

This odd commercial with Paul Lynde for Maxwell House from the late 60s shows us quintessential Paul in all his snarky glory. He complains about the toast, he complains about the eggs, but he can't say a single bad thing about the coffee. He's left so speechless that evidently he can't bother to comment on the fact that it poured itself across the table by itself either. Denial is a powerful thing, eh Paul?